Precision defined by intention rather than consequence
Allied forces described their latest airstrike in Syria as “targeted,” explaining that the word applies when bombs are dropped on purpose rather than accidentally. Officials stressed the distinction was crucial.
The target, an alleged ISIS bunker, was selected through intelligence channels that officials described as robust but understandably confidential. Observers noted that the definition of “bunker” has broadened considerably over the years.
The strike was declared a success within minutes, a timeline experts say reflects either extraordinary efficiency or institutional muscle memory. Officials emphasised deterrence whilst quietly acknowledging deterrence has not been successfully deterred yet.
Military terminology experts noted that “targeted” has become one of the most flexible words in defence communications, capable of describing anything from surgical precision to general enthusiasm.
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