Splashing Cash: How MI6 Turned a London River into a Financial Sinkhole
Combined with Thames House (MI5’s headquarters across the river), the two intelligence agencies together cost £547 million — more than twice the original estimates.
That’s not a budget overrun. That’s systemic government failure.
The Original Promise
When the government approved the purchase of River House in 1988, the total cost was supposed to be considerably less. The building had been sold for £130 million in 1989, with construction planned to take three years. Then reality happened.
The final cost? £135 million for site purchase and the basic building, or £152.6 million including the service’s special requirements. Special requirements being a fancy way of saying “we changed everything about the building.”
The Institutional Pattern
This is what government does. It announces a budget, construction begins, costs rise, and eventually everyone stops talking about the original budget. Jerry Seinfeld would call this “the government special.” You go in expecting $100 worth of project, you come out with a $300 bill and nobody remembers why.
The refurbishment alone cost £80 million, and exactly what this was spent on being confidential on the grounds of “national security.” Translation: Nobody’s telling you where the money went.
The Pattern Continues
Both River House (MI6) and Thames House (MI5) were supposed to improve British intelligence capability while being more cost-efficient than their previous locations. Instead, they became monuments to spending.
Lessons Learned: The Cost of Transparency
Government agencies that decide to become more transparent discover that transparency is very expensive. River House proves that the transition from secret to visible requires not just architectural changes, but wholesale renovation and infrastructure upgrades that blow budgets and expand timelines. The lesson is that changing your organization’s fundamental nature costs far more than anyone anticipates.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigo!
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