Vault Festival Introduces “Affordable” Category for Shows With Only One Fire Hazard

Vault Festival Introduces “Affordable” Category for Shows With Only One Fire Hazard

Camden Fringe follows suit with budget tier requiring audience members to sign liability waivers

New Safety-Optional Pricing Structure Announced

In response to London’s cost-of-living crisis, the Vault Festival has introduced tiered pricing based on potential death risk, with the new “Budget Experience” category offering tickets for just £8 if audiences accept they might need to evacuate through a window. The Camden Fringe immediately announced it would match the initiative, noting it “accidentally already operates this way.”

Insurance Companies Express Concern

The scheme categorises shows by hazard level: “Probably Safe” (£25), “Maybe Dangerous But In a Fun Way” (£15), and “You’ve Signed the Waiver So It’s Your Problem Now” (£8). Premium “Definitely Won’t Die” tickets start at £45 and include functional emergency exits. “We’re democratising the arts,” explained Festival Director Miranda Stephens, speaking from a venue with two functioning exit signs and one that’s “more decorative than functional.”

Performers Embrace New Creative Freedom

The changes have energised the fringe scene. “Now that audiences have pre-acknowledged the fire risk, I can finally do my show about pyromania in a room made entirely of paper,” celebrated performance artist Duncan Wright. “It’s liberating not having to pretend about health and safety.”

Early feedback suggests audiences appreciate the honesty. “I knew what I was getting into when I booked ‘Immersive Chaos Theory: A Study in Actual Flames,'” said attendee Rachel Morrison. “The £8 ticket price really helps when you factor in the cost of replacing singed clothing.”

The scheme has attracted criticism from traditional venues, particularly the National Theatre, whose representative pointed out they “waste valuable resources on boring things like functioning sprinkler systems and structural integrity.” The Festival responded by noting that “existential dread from genuine peril” enhances the theatrical experience in ways safe, boring theatres simply cannot replicate.

SOURCE: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/vault-festival-fire-hazards

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