Starmer Promises “Decisive Action Soon,” Westminster Sets Calendar to Vague Urgency Declared, Timeline Misplaced The Prime Minister this week promised that “decisive action” is coming soon, a phrase delivered with enough gravity to suggest movement, but not enough specificity to…
Starmer Tackles Greenland Tariff Crisis By Firmly Telling Trump He’s “Wrong” Diplomacy Peaks Briefly, Then Moves On In a decisive act of international leadership, the Prime Minister addressed the Greenland tariff crisis this week by firmly informing Donald Trump that…
Starmer Announces “Listening Tour,” Nation Unsure What He’s Listening For A Nationwide Exercise in Earnest Nodding The Prime Minister this week launched what Downing Street is calling a “listening tour,” a carefully choreographed journey across the country designed to prove…
PM’s “Positive Change” Campaign Starts, Nation Waits to See Actual Change A Communications Reset That Accidentally Reset Nothing The Prime Minister this week unveiled a bold new initiative promising “positive change,” a phrase so thoroughly workshopped it now arrives pre-exhausted.…
Why Greenland Is the Next American State We Didn’t Know We Wanted (But Definitely Do) A Patriot’s Arctic Manifesto America has always had a talent for discovering it desperately needs something about five minutes before someone else tries to take…
