Top Ten Reasons the Marxist Media Treat Elon Musk Like a Bond Villain With WiFi Somewhere in a softly lit newsroom, a columnist sips ethically conflicted coffee and whispers, “But what if the rocket has opinions?” Thus continues the long…
Meghan Markle Unveils Revolutionary Parenting Strategy: Shielding Children From Criticism by Literally Using Them as Shields In what experts are calling the most literal interpretation of “family first” in modern media history, Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, is reportedly planning to bring…
“Megan’s Goal Is to Become Queen,” Insider Claims — World Responds With Appropriate Level of Confusion EXCLUSIVE INSIGHTFUL REPORT Montecito, California — In what is being described by experts as “a bold plan that makes total sense only if you squint…
Meghan Markle Unveils Revolutionary Parenting Strategy: Shielding Children From Criticism by Literally Using Them as Shields In what experts are calling the most literal interpretation of “family first” in modern media history, Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, is reportedly planning to bring…
This piece draws from actual January 2025 royal family news, including King Charles hosting a film premiere at Windsor Castle for his documentary “Finding Harmony,” declining public support for the monarchy among younger Britons, renewed calls for slavery reparations, and…
King Charles Offers Harry a Royal Couch and a Warm Hug—But William Says Bring Your Own Tea This satirical piece responds to ongoing speculation about potential reconciliation between King Charles III and his younger son Prince Harry, following years of public tension…
Nation Braces as Meghan Markle Releases Another Photo That Looks Like It Has a Publicist Hollywood, Montecito, and at least one confused wax museum employee are still recovering after Meghan Markle unveiled her latest “candid” image, reportedly inspired by Audrey Hepburn, soft lighting,…
