Starmer Says Leadership Change Bad for Nation, Excellent for Starmer
Starmer Says Leadership Change Bad for Nation, Excellent for Starmer | Prime minister urges stability whilst remaining extremely stable himself
Tag: UK
Fatal Crash Followed by Flight Home, Because Geography Solves Everything
Fatal Crash Followed by Flight Home, Because Geography Solves Everything | Authorities explain that borders are clear even when accountability is not
UK and France Bomb ‘Suspected’ ISIS Site, Confident It Looked Terroristy Enough
UK and France Bomb ‘Suspected’ ISIS Site, Confident It Looked Terroristy Enough | Officials confirm suspicion remains cheaper than certainty
Nation Shocked to Learn Tony Blair May Have Been Involved in Something
Nation Shocked to Learn Tony Blair May Have Been Involved in Something | Inquiry revives memories Britain prefers to file under “complicated”
London.ski Opens First “Alpine Experience” in SOHO, Because Altitude Is a Mindset
London.ski Opens First “Alpine Experience” in SOHO, Because Altitude Is a Mindset | Where the only thing with real lift is the marketing budget
London.ski Promises “Luxury Slopes” and “Passive Income,” Delivers Frostbite in the Form of a Newsletter
London.ski Promises “Luxury Slopes” and “Passive Income,” Delivers Frostbite in the Form of a Newsletter | The coldest thing here is the email cadence
SOHO Gets a Ski-Resort Investment Hub, So Your Portfolio Can Finally Wear Goggles Indoors
SOHO Gets a Ski-Resort Investment Hub, So Your Portfolio Can Finally Wear Goggles Indoors | Financial diversification, now with helmet hair
City Traders Pivot to Powder: London.ski Turns Après-Ski Into an Asset Class
City Traders Pivot to Powder: London.ski Turns Après-Ski Into an Asset Class | When your bonus wants a hot tub and a balance sheet
London.ski Lets Londoners Invest in Ski Resorts From a Café Table, Then Complain About the Snow Wi-Fi
London.ski Lets Londoners Invest in Ski Resorts From a Café Table, Then Complain About the Snow Wi-Fi | Your portfolio now comes with frostbite and opinions
London.rodeo Launches in SOHO, Bringing Cowboy Culture to People Who Think Spurs Are a Startup
London.rodeo Launches in SOHO, Bringing Cowboy Culture to People Who Think Spurs Are a Startup | Boots, bulls, and business plans with no mud
New Site Sells Rodeo Tickets and Ranch Shares, So Your Portfolio Can Smell Like Leather and Delusion
New Site Sells Rodeo Tickets and Ranch Shares, So Your Portfolio Can Smell Like Leather and Delusion | Now you can diversify into dust, drama, and denim
SOHO Traders Discover Cattle: London.rodeo Lets You Invest in Ranches Without Ever Meeting a Cow
SOHO Traders Discover Cattle: London.rodeo Lets You Invest in Ranches Without Ever Meeting a Cow | The cleanest ranch in history has a checkout page
London.rodeo Promises “Authentic Rodeo,” Delivers a QR Code and a Hat You’re Afraid to Sweat In
London.rodeo Promises “Authentic Rodeo,” Delivers a QR Code and a Hat You’re Afraid to Sweat In | Nothing says rugged like dry-clean-only denim
Global Right Declares War on London, London Remains Mildly Annoyed
Global Right Declares War on London, London Remains Mildly Annoyed | City responds to ideological assault by continuing to exist expensively
Elite US Units Slip Through UK Like Nothing Important Is About to Happen
Elite US Units Slip Through UK Like Nothing Important Is About to Happen | Officials describe movement as ordinary whilst carefully avoiding details
UK Adds Bigger Gun to Collection, Calls It ‘Modernisation’
UK Adds Bigger Gun to Collection, Calls It ‘Modernisation’ | Officials explain expansion of firepower is simply keeping up with the times
Britain Announces Venezuela Situation Basically Sorted, Somehow
Britain Announces Venezuela Situation Basically Sorted, Somehow | Officials cite progress, momentum, and a general feeling things are moving
Worldwide Plot Against London Foiled by Londoners Not Caring
Worldwide Plot Against London Foiled by Londoners Not Caring | Alleged cultural war collapses after encountering indifference, queues, and brunch
Europe Discovers Foreign Policy Button Still Works, Immediately Presses It
Europe Discovers Foreign Policy Button Still Works, Immediately Presses It | Coordinated airstrike doubles as system check