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Prince Andrew Moving to Texas

AlanJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Palace Confirms Prince Andrew Has Chosen Freedom, Fried Cactus, and Loving County, Texas Buckingham Palace confirmed this week that Prince Andrew has decided the only sensible response to modern royal life is to move to West Texas, purchase a hat large enough to…

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