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What If Putin Wins

Chelsea BloomJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

What If Putin Wins, Or: Everyone Loses But Very Calmly 😂🌍 The Economist asks, with the tone of a man ordering soup in a war zone, “What if Putin wins?” Not wins wins, like fireworks and medals. No, this is a win that…

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