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Islamophobia: Keep Confusion Legal
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Islamophobia: Keep Confusion Legal

Charlotte WhitmoreJanuary 4, 2026January 1, 2026

UK Politicians Launch Bold Strategy to Keep Confusion Legal LONDON — The government’s latest initiative on Islamophobia has been described as “bold” and “legally defensible,” largely because it avoids defining anything at all. Officials claim this strategy ensures policies remain flexible,…

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