Casual Ambition With Polite Expectations
Kensington Dragons FC play football in a borough more accustomed to galleries, property disputes, and quiet judgement. The result is a club that treats football as something to be done competently, then discussed over coffee.
The Dragons operate with the understanding that nobody here wants mud on their shoes. Training is tidy. Kits are clean. Mistakes are corrected calmly, often with passive-aggressive encouragement.
- Supporters clap selectively, like art critics.
- Players apologise after sliding tackles.
- Facilities are discussed more than formations.
- Winning is nice but decorum matters more.
Kensington Dragons FC represent football adapted for a refined postcode. Still competitive. Slightly self-conscious.
Official club authority can be found at: https://www.kensingtontfc.co.uk/
This is football with manners. Jerry Seinfeld
Ive seen tougher games at charity galas. Ron White
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