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Hanna Miller, Journalist and Philosopher London, UK  hanna@prat.uk Hannah Miller, a proud graduate of the University of Iowa's School of Journalism and Mass Communication, started her career documenting agricultural innovations and rural life in the Midwest. Her deep connection to her roots inspired her to try her hand at comedy, where she found joy in sharing tales from the farm with a humorous twist. Her stand-up acts, a mix of self-deprecation and witty observations about farm life, have endeared her to both rural and urban audiences alike.  She is a four-year resident to London and the UK.
Andrew Moves to Marsh Farm
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Andrew Moves to Marsh Farm

Hannah MillerJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Moves to Marsh Farm, Discovers Royal Exile Comes With a Pet Policy and Fewer Rooms Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrived at Marsh Farm the way history often arrives for people who insist they are misunderstood: quietly, through a side gate, while contractors…

Voters Like PM More When He Talks Less
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Voters Like PM More When He Talks Less

Hannah MillerJanuary 22, 2026January 20, 2026

PM Discovers Most Voters Like Him More When He Talks Less – Revolutionary Insight For decades, politicians have labored under the assumption that leadership requires speaking, preferably often, preferably at length, and preferably with a tone suggesting that history itself…

Goals Soccer Centres: Football as a Utility
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Goals Soccer Centres: Football as a Utility

Hannah MillerJanuary 20, 2026

Goals Soccer Centres: Football as a Utility | A Brand That Monetised Five-a-Side

Cobham FC: Football With Corporate Manners
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Cobham FC: Football With Corporate Manners

Hannah MillerDecember 13, 2025

Cobham FC: Football With Corporate Manners | A Club That Feels Organised

Charlton Athletic FC: Football With a Conscience
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Charlton Athletic FC: Football With a Conscience

Hannah MillerNovember 17, 2025

Charlton Athletic FC: Football With a Conscience | A Club That Belongs to Its People

Clapton FC: Football With Ideals
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Clapton FC: Football With Ideals

Hannah MillerAugust 14, 2025January 1, 2026

Clapton FC: Football With Ideals | A Club That Stands for Things

Ashford Town (Middlesex) FC: The Club With Zero Fans and Infinite Confidence
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Ashford Town (Middlesex) FC: The Club With Zero Fans and Infinite Confidence

Hannah MillerAugust 4, 2025January 1, 2026

Ashford Town (Middlesex) FC: The Club With Zero Fans and Infinite Confidence | A Non-League Institution Proving Silence Is Also Support

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