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UK Calls Venezuela Transition ‘Fast’ After Redefining Time
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UK Calls Venezuela Transition ‘Fast’ After Redefining Time

Aishwarya RaoJanuary 4, 2026

UK Calls Venezuela Transition ‘Fast’ After Redefining Time | Officials introduce flexible chronology to better capture diplomatic progress

Report Asks If Tony Blair Influenced Trial, Britain Replies: ‘Define Influenced’
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Report Asks If Tony Blair Influenced Trial, Britain Replies: ‘Define Influenced’

Camden RoseJanuary 4, 2026

Report Asks If Tony Blair Influenced Trial, Britain Replies: ‘Define Influenced’ | Semantics become final defence

Thousands Protest for Iranian Freedom as UK Practices Advanced Concern
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Thousands Protest for Iranian Freedom as UK Practices Advanced Concern

Siobhan O’DonnellJanuary 4, 2026

Thousands Protest for Iranian Freedom as UK Practices Advanced Concern | Demonstrators call for decisive action whilst officials deploy refined expressions of worry

Man Returns to UK After Fatal Crash, Nation Awkwardly Clears Throat
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Man Returns to UK After Fatal Crash, Nation Awkwardly Clears Throat

Chelsea BloomJanuary 4, 2026

Man Returns to UK After Fatal Crash, Nation Awkwardly Clears Throat | Authorities confirm situation is serious, complicated, and deeply uncomfortable

Britain and France Launch Precision Strike After Map Appears to Have Circle Drawn on It
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Britain and France Launch Precision Strike After Map Appears to Have Circle Drawn on It

Mei Lin ChenJanuary 4, 2026

Britain and France Launch Precision Strike After Map Appears to Have Circle Drawn on It | Defence sources praise clarity of marker pen

Britain Upgrades Artillery While Reassuring Everyone It’s Very Defensive
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Britain Upgrades Artillery While Reassuring Everyone It’s Very Defensive

Emily CartwrightJanuary 4, 2026

Britain Upgrades Artillery While Reassuring Everyone It’s Very Defensive | Officials explain new firepower is designed to feel safe, supportive, and non-threatening

Trump and Allies Target London, City Responds by Raising Rent
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Trump and Allies Target London, City Responds by Raising Rent

JunglepussyJanuary 4, 2026

Trump and Allies Target London, City Responds by Raising Rent | Ideological assault met with property market adjustment

US Special Forces Pass Through UK, Assure Everyone It’s Just a Quick War Stop
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US Special Forces Pass Through UK, Assure Everyone It’s Just a Quick War Stop

Fiona MacLeodJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

US Special Forces Pass Through UK, Assure Everyone It’s Just a Quick War Stop | Officials insist troop movements are routine, casual, and absolutely not worth imagining

Allies Confirm Successful Airstrike on Something Near Syria That Definitely Needed It
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Allies Confirm Successful Airstrike on Something Near Syria That Definitely Needed It

JunglepussyJanuary 4, 2026

Allies Confirm Successful Airstrike on Something Near Syria That Definitely Needed It | Operation hailed as necessary without clarifying why

UK Welcomes Back Driver From Fatal Incident, Pretends This Is Normal News
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UK Welcomes Back Driver From Fatal Incident, Pretends This Is Normal News

Mei Lin ChenJanuary 4, 2026

UK Welcomes Back Driver From Fatal Incident, Pretends This Is Normal News | Officials stress procedure whilst public struggles to locate correct reaction

UK Investigates Whether Tony Blair Quietly Hovered Over Justice System
Political Today

UK Investigates Whether Tony Blair Quietly Hovered Over Justice System

Harriet CollinsJanuary 4, 2026

UK Investigates Whether Tony Blair Quietly Hovered Over Justice System | Former leader’s presence described as “non-interfering proximity”

UK Buys Massive New Gun, Insists It’s for Peace
Political Today

UK Buys Massive New Gun, Insists It’s for Peace

Camden RoseJanuary 4, 2026

UK Buys Massive New Gun, Insists It’s for Peace | Defence officials stress artillery purchase is calming, stabilising, and purely reassuring

UK and France Drop Bombs on ISIS Bunker to Remind World They’re Still Relevant
Political Today

UK and France Drop Bombs on ISIS Bunker to Remind World They’re Still Relevant

Emily CartwrightJanuary 4, 2026

UK and France Drop Bombs on ISIS Bunker to Remind World They’re Still Relevant | Officials insist strike was about security, not attention, despite timing

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