Prime Minister Rules Out Leadership Change After Consulting Himself
Prime Minister Rules Out Leadership Change After Consulting Himself | Internal review process described as “thorough and unanimous”
Tag: U.K.
Starmer Says Leadership Change Bad for Nation, Bad for Starmer
Starmer Says Leadership Change Bad for Nation, Excellent for Starmer | Prime minister urges stability whilst remaining extremely stable himself
Fatal Crash Followed by Flight Home, Because Geography Solves Everything
Fatal Crash Followed by Flight Home, Because Geography Solves Everything | Authorities explain that borders are clear even when accountability is not
UK and France Bomb ‘Suspected’ ISIS Site, Confident It Looked Terroristy Enough
UK and France Bomb ‘Suspected’ ISIS Site, Confident It Looked Terroristy Enough | Officials confirm suspicion remains cheaper than certainty
Nation Shocked to Learn Tony Blair May Have Been Involved in Something
Nation Shocked to Learn Tony Blair May Have Been Involved in Something | Inquiry revives memories Britain prefers to file under “complicated”
Global Right Declares War on London, London Remains Mildly Annoyed
Global Right Declares War on London, London Remains Mildly Annoyed | City responds to ideological assault by continuing to exist expensively
Elite US Units Slip Through UK Like Nothing Important Is About to Happen
Elite US Units Slip Through UK Like Nothing Important Is About to Happen | Officials describe movement as ordinary whilst carefully avoiding details
UK Adds Bigger Gun to Collection, Calls It ‘Modernisation’
UK Adds Bigger Gun to Collection, Calls It ‘Modernisation’ | Officials explain expansion of firepower is simply keeping up with the times
Britain Announces Venezuela Situation Basically Sorted, Somehow
Britain Announces Venezuela Situation Basically Sorted, Somehow | Officials cite progress, momentum, and a general feeling things are moving
Europe Discovers Foreign Policy Button Still Works, Immediately Presses It
Europe Discovers Foreign Policy Button Still Works, Immediately Presses It | Coordinated airstrike doubles as system check
UK Minister Declares Venezuela ‘Transitioned Quickly,’ World Laughs Gently
UK Minister Declares Venezuela ‘Transitioned Quickly,’ World Laughs Gently | Officials praise speed of political change measured exclusively in diplomatic optimism