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Labour Accused of Rebranding SAS as ‘Special Afternoon Tea Service’

Aishwarya RaoJanuary 1, 2026January 2, 2026

Labour Accused of Rebranding SAS as ‘Special Afternoon Tea Service’ | Military officials warn that rebranding elite special forces could confuse allies and bewilder enemies

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