PIA Flight to London Described as ‘Rejuvenating Wings of Longing’
PIA Flight to London Described as ‘Rejuvenating Wings of Longing’ | Pakistani airline’s marketing department absolutely losing it
Category: News
London’s Shoplifting Hotspots Revealed, Surprising Absolutely Nobody
London’s Shoplifting Hotspots Revealed, Surprising Absolutely Nobody | Expensive areas contain expensive items worth stealing, study finds
BBC Live Coverage Continues Covering Things Live
BBC Live Coverage Continues Covering Things Live | Broadcaster commits to reporting events as they happen
Channel Tunnel Declares Independence, Cuts Power to Celebrate
Channel Tunnel Declares Independence, Cuts Power to Celebrate | British-French infrastructure opts for ‘sovereign electricity-free state’
Eurostar Urges Travelers to Postpone Trips It Already Cancelled
Eurostar Urges Travelers to Postpone Trips It Already Cancelled | Railway company advises against using non-existent services
Eurostar Introduces “Schrödinger’s Journey” Service
Eurostar Introduces “Schrödinger’s Journey” Service: Passengers Simultaneously Arriving and Not Arriving Channel Tunnel power failure creates quantum state of travel where holidaymakers exist in multiple states of disappointment Eurostar has unveiled its most innovative service yet: a revolutionary travel experience…
Eurostar Suspends All Services to Encourage ‘British Holiday Staycations’
Eurostar Suspends All Services to Encourage ‘British Holiday Staycations’ | Train operator insists timing ‘completely coincidental’ with New Year
Jerusalem Report Publishes Report From Jerusalem, Groundbreaking Achievement
Jerusalem Report Publishes Report From Jerusalem, Groundbreaking Achievement | Publication successfully covers city mentioned in title