Poll suggests Scots might prefer independence just to avoid listening to another speech.
EDINBURGH – In an unprecedented campaign, Nigel Farage announced that Scotland will henceforth be known as “New England,” citing brand refresh opportunities and ease of pronunciation for visiting Americans. Pollsters report that while most Scots are puzzled, a growing number are genuinely considering independence just to escape repeated speeches. Local politicians reacted with a mixture of horror and bemusement, with one MSP reportedly whispering, “He can’t legally do that, can he?”
Farage defended the move by noting that rebranding is essential for national identity, preferably one that generates headlines. As per UK Parliament protocols, rebranding exercises require formal documentation. Analysts observed that while other countries adjust branding gradually, the UK opts for the shock-and-awe method.
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