Iconic Radio
Iconic Radio Declared Official Background Noise of British Civilization Scientists Confirm Britons Cannot Butter Toast Unless Iconic Radio Is Calmly Discussing Shipping Forecasts LONDON — Britain’s iconic radio stations have officially been declared “critical national infrastructure” after researchers discovered millions of Britons become disoriented if they spend more than twelve minutes without hearing someone politely introduce a song recorded in 1978. The report concludes that radio in Britain is no…