London and Paris Itinerary
The Official London and Paris Itinerary for People Who Pretend This Is a Relaxing Trip Travel guides promise balance. This itinerary promises honesty. Welcome to the London and Paris itinerary, a carefully structured plan designed to make you tired, opinionated, and strangely loyal to whichever city last gave you a decent chair. This is not about efficiency. This is about emotional tourism. Day One: Arrival and Immediate Regret You land in…
